Katie around the world.
— Kevin
No. 008
39
Kt
Katium
∞
← new element
discovered!
Happy birthday, KT
Chemical engineer, Ph.D., published scientist, mom of two, devoted cat person, board-game shark, and sworn enemy of watermelon.
Happy birthday
Oct 01
§1 · Evidence
Exhibits A through D
Exhibit A: tiny KT
Exhibit B: Dr. KT, Ph.D.
Exhibit C: KT + family
Exhibit D: KT + the cats
§2 · Handle with care
Material safety data
Every good lab keeps one on file.
Safety Data Sheet
Rev. 2026
Section 1 · Identification
- Product name
- Katie Nardi
- Recommended use
- Chemical engineering, raising two excellent kids, cat cuddling, winning board games
Section 2 · Hazard identification
🎲
🐈
🍉
Danger
- H101Dangerously competitive at board games
- H102Exposure may result in lifelong friendship
- H103Violently incompatible with watermelon
Section 3 · Composition
- Mom35%
- Chemical engineer30%
- Cat person20%
- Board-game shark15%
Section 4 · Handling and storage
Store near cats and loved ones. Keep well away from watermelon.
§3 · Results
Notes for KT
Share your favorite photos, videos and memories of KT!
Cats!!!
— Kevin
No. 007
You have so many friends!
— Kevin
No. 006
You are so much fun!
— Kevin
No. 005
Your kids love you so much.
— Kevin
c. 2023 · No. 004
I love you. Happy birthday. <3
0:05
— Kevin
c. 2015 · No. 003
You’re an amazing mom!
— Sarah
No. 002
Cats love you!
— Sarah
No. 001